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Day of music, food eating contest, battle for fish taco supremacy and piracy in Noyo Harbor ends with walk the plank fundraiser

Noyo Harbor Festival Makes a Splash with Food, Fun, and Fundraising

The Noyo Harbor Festival raised $13,000, drawing a lively crowd to North Noyo Harbor on both Saturday and Sunday for a weekend packed with competitive food events, playful antics, and live music.

Fort Bragg’s beloved milkman, Ryan Genaro, took home the crown in the fish-eating contest—though he lingered afterward looking a bit pale. The Fish Taco Contest, featuring entries from local food establishments, was won by Medusa Tacos for best overall and best presentation, Noyo Fish got 2nd Los Galitos got third. Asian Fusion got best sauce. Frank Hartzell had them all and they were all great. They got mixed up in the little tray so I couldn’t tell which was which to vote.

Casey Saltlife won the fish fillet contest, Cash Maxey and Byron Lemos won for catching the best rockfish and lingcod.

Numbers are on the way but the fundraising was a success. So much so that four brave and wacky souls were “sentenced” to walk the plank—set up on the outer edge of the big pier, 15 feet above the chilly waters of the Noyo River. The plunge lineup included Noyo Harbor Harbormaster Anna Neumann, Mendocino County Supervisor Bernie Novell, Fort Bragg Police Captain Thomas O’Neal, and Frank Hartzell of Mendocinocoast.news..

Don’t miss the video by Linda Hartzell capturing the highlights, along with a gallery of festival photos—each with its own little story.

The fundraiser was to get money for new water piping to serve the whole district, the new fish cleaning station, the incoming icehouse and the offices and such. Plus the district needs a new boat to do its maintenance.

“Overall around $13,000 from donations to merchandise sales, vendor fees and sponsorships. We are definitely replacing the water lines and I will have to chat further with the commission about the boat.”

Neumann said.


Linda Hartzell, my gorgeous video maker! Enjoys a fish taco. Ours got all jumbled together on the plate so we couldn’t vote for the best.
The best pirate competition drew about 25 people, so people got together into groups. This group was the winner.
There was much to scream for in second place! The competition was family-friendly but there was a bit of the spirit of the old Caspar Inn
too.
Capt. Thomas O’Neal walked the plank in his FBPD uniform but his new puppy only got to watch.
The whole event was just packed with gorgeous ladies for some blessed reason. I saddled up to these two and told an off-color joke only to find out I worked with one dark sunglasses sister in the hospital! Oops. I blamed John Schnaubelt and the refreshments he provided.
Our Lions Club grand damme Cindy Lemas had a superb costume!
Ok, Ok, I’ll show some pictures of dudes too. Here is Second Hand Grass, who made the day with terrific sets all day.
More fun with dudes. These two were among the best pirate outfits and the guy with wig was a funny and lively pirate. I didn’t know microphones had been invented for pirates!
And one more dude!! The dancing went on all day. Yeah, really I was filming the guy!
Oops, how could I resist these pirates!
This lovely lady singer belted out some terrific tunes with Second Hand Grass .
You see my point here!
These two know Frank well enough to just ignore and laugh.
There were a lot of dogs. Our puppy Caesar, right hugged and kissed about 100 people and 40 dogs. His big brother Brutus likes to dive off docks in the ocean and we were worried he would follow me but he saw my pants come off and had no desire to follow.
The guys from Huck’s Sliderhouse, run by the Huckleberry brothers were in the fish taco competition. I had one it was delicious! They all were. Hard to pick a winner.
These two ran another fish taco booth and said they were the Huckleberries. They wouldn’t explain the connection, perhaps the “Chinese-Hippie-Pirate getup made them not take me seriously.
If you haven’t tried our pal Angel’s salves, you msut. hey get better year after year and at this point their healing powers are the best. Yes, many have cannabis in them, but your skin will thank you.

The video of Anna cut out .Be careful this is one of those videos you will watch 100x if you don’t make it stop. Its the diving for all eternity video.

LIsten to how supportive my wife Linda was when my pants fell off! They came off when I hit the water. I was too cheap to wear my good belt and had made one out of a rope and had to get them before Davy Jones did. She made sure nobody knew it was happening. NOT! She said it was Karma for me for taking all those pictures of other gorgeous ladies. Don’t get too worried, I am an old school writer who loved the Marx Brothers and the George and Gracie show. This script went tlike everybody has fun, George gets in trouble for taking pictures of beautiful women, so she pays him back by filming George losing his pants. That part was not scripted. I saw O’Neal go in before me and said, he’s going to ruin his good belt! I was proudly wearing a cheapskate belt made out of a rope. When I hit the water this fine piece of enginnnering failed. I have lost a lot of weight so my pants don’t fit and although I got them back on in the water I lost them climbing that ladder. Thankfully, I had giant boxers on not briefs. Anna had warned me no moons were allowed at the family friendly event, somehow seeing something this ridiculous might happen even before the event.

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Frank Hartzell

Frank Hartzell has spent his lifetime as a curious anthropologist in a reporter's fedora. His first news job was chasing news on the streets of Houston with high school buddy and photographer James Mason, back in 1986. Then Frank graduated from Humboldt State and went to Great Gridley as a reporter, where he bonded with 1000 people and told about 3000 of their stories. In Marysville at the Appeal Democrat, the sheltered Frank got to see both the chilling depths and amazing heights of humanity. From there, he worked at the Sacramento Bee covering Yuba-Sutter and then owned the Business Journal in Yuba City, which sold 5000 subscriptions to a free newspaper. Frank then got a prestigious Kiplinger Investigative Reporting fellowship and was city editor of the Newark Ohio, Advocate and then came back to California for 4 years as managing editor of the Napa Valley Register before working as a Dominican University professor, then coming to Fort Bragg to be with his aging mom, Betty Lou Hartzell, and working for the Fort Bragg Advocate News. Frank paid the bills during that decade + with a successful book business. He has worked for over 50 publications as a freelance writer, including the Mendocino Voice and Anderson Valley Advertiser, along with construction and engineering publications. He has had the thrill of learning every day while writing. Frank is now living his dream running MendocinoCoast.News with wife, Linda Hartzell, and web developer, Marty McGee, reporting from Fort Bragg, California.

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