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First Friday Sparkles: Good News & Gorgeous Faces

Gotcha! We’ve had our fill of grouchy news lately—time to lighten the mood.

Word Press has a very irritating main photo feature. So we run our main photo twice.

Each photo from the rambles of Caesar, Brutus, and me comes with a story we hope brings a smile (and maybe a little learning too). We’re tossing in a dash of education with every tale, plus a gallery of beautiful people—because we find beauty in everyone we meet. As Frank, Caesar, and the dogs wander the coast, we’ll keep showing you the folks who make this place shine.

Gotcha #1: A Prohibited Catch and a Priceless Reaction

This man reeled in a silver salmon—off-limits, but undeniably stunning—at Navarro Beach. His amazement was palpable, pure joy as he lifted the gleaming fish from the surf. I’d been snapping shots from way down the beach with the SuperZoom Nikon P1000, trying to stay discreet. But let’s be real: a man built like LeBron James, flanked by two German Shepherds, is not easily hidden.

This is when the Hawthorne Effect kicked in. Or did it?

The Hawthorne Effect: Science’s Funniest Breakthrough In the 1920s, General Electric hired social scientists to study worker productivity at their Hawthorne, Illinois factory. What followed was pure magic—or so it seemed. Turn up the lights? Productivity soared. Dim the lights? Same result. Let workers leave early? More output. Keep them late? Still more output. Every change, no matter how contradictory, boosted performance.

Eventually, the lead scientist walked into the factory boss’s office and confessed: “I believe we’ve made a major mistake.”

Turns out, GE had introduced the scientists and explained every change to the workers. The real driver wasn’t lighting or schedules—it was observation. People worked harder because they knew they were being watched.

At first, GE’s team felt foolish. But they’d stumbled onto something profound: the Hawthorne Effect. From then on, researchers began accounting for how observation itself alters behavior—sometimes dramatically. Even microorganisms, it turns out, behave differently when someone’s watching.

Los Primos is going in where Super Torta used to be—which was where Los Gallitos used to be. I gave this ridiculous lineage to two baffled tourists looking for the truck I’d seen just ten minutes earlier near the post office. Eventually, I resorted to wild pointing and arm waving. The truck was parked right out front. Easy.

Gotcha #2: A Silver Surprise and a Scientific Side-Eye What our Gotcha! man did wasn’t illegal—as long as he put the salmon back. And he did, after a few joyful moments of joy and amazement. Was it the Hawthorne Effect? Maybe. He knew he was being watched, and the fish sure got a moment in the spotlight.

Right now, salmon are staging at the mouths of the Navarro and every other coastal river, waiting to run. Silvers (Coho) are more plentiful than in years past, but they’re still off-limits to anglers. Why? Because California nearly wiped out its Central Coast Coho through logging, development, and—yes—some well-intentioned but stream-wrecking environmental interventions.

These fish mingle with Oregon Coho, which aren’t endangered, so sometimes there’s a decent showing. But the rule remains: no keeping any.

its Art Explorer’s 25th birthday. Come out and see all their art and party with the artists at Tall Guy!

Tonight’s First Friday Is the Big One—Fun, Music, and a Downtown Test Run The city officially launches its new “Entertainment Zone” (EZ) in downtown tonight—and this is the test! For the first time, participating businesses can serve alcohol outdoors within the EZ boundaries. Just grab an EZ-marked cup from Sip & Wine,Tall Guy, Cucce Verona, Los Gallitos, or Welcome Inn, and stay within the zone.

The night kicks off with a live band for the first two hours, followed by a DJ to keep the party rolling. Expect cornhole, a big skating bash in Old City Hall, and plenty of revelry.

Art Explorers is celebrating its 25th anniversary—a milestone for the beloved program that champions artists who are wired a bit differently and create extraordinary work. Their studio will be open, and afterward, the crew heads to Tall Guy for karaoke.

Cobalt Gallery on Franklin—bright blue and bare when we walked by. A cool sculpture show is going in. The dogs got way too interested in one piece creating laughs for myself and the artist too, so we backed off. Full exhibit debuts on First Friday.

Councilman Lindy Peters—Once a ‘No,’ Now a Guide Councilman Lindy Peters, who cast the lone “no” vote when the city approved the county’s first-ever Entertainment Zone (EZ), now offers a helpful video on the city’s Facebook page explaining how it works. His earlier concerns about whether the zone would feel family-friendly appear to have been addressed. And word is, Willits may be next in line to launch an EZ of its own.

Cucina Verona will be one of the five businesses participating in the EZ. This guy is another of our beautiful people, although we advise others to DRESS UP. a bit when they come out tonite!

I used Photoshop to bring it back—now you can actually read it.
Speaking of signs—someone forgot to take down the Kelp Fest posters. They’ve been sitting here and on the blufftop too for nearly a month now.

Legal Curveball: Testing Globalism and Diversity Laws Here’s a lawsuit you won’t likely see elsewhere—and we’ll be dropping one into each Gotcha story. This case pushes the boundaries of globalism and diversity regulations, raising questions that ripple far beyond the courtroom.

Gotcha #3: A Dangerous Disclosure at 30,000 Feet This one’s serious. A German airline agent exposed the sexual orientation of a gay couple from Saudi Arabia during their flight to San Francisco. In Saudi Arabia, homosexuality is punishable by death. Because of that, the names of the two men are withheld in the lawsuit—a rare and sobering exception.

This case tests the limits of globalism, privacy, and diversity protections in international air travel.

Gotcha #4: A Marriage, a Flight, and a Jurisdictional Fight A same-sex married couple—one a U.S. citizen living in California, the other a Saudi national—split their time between the two countries, despite the fact that homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia.

In 2021, after U.S. travel restrictions eased, they booked a flight from Riyadh to San Francisco with a German airline that operates extensively in California. At check-in, a senior airline employee publicly questioned their relationship and transmitted copies of their marriage certificate and passports to airline headquarters—despite the couple’s concerns about Saudi surveillance.

After the trip, the Saudi government updated one plaintiff’s official status to “married,” triggering fears of severe penalties if he returned. The couple alleged the airline’s actions caused serious personal, financial, and health consequences.

They filed suit in California state court against the airline and its U.S. subsidiary, citing breach of contract and multiple torts. The defendants removed the case to federal court, arguing jurisdictional grounds. The district court dismissed it, claiming the U.S. was the wrong venue.

But on appeal, the Ninth Circuit reversed course. It found the airline had purposefully availed itself of California’s market, the claims were tied to its California-related activities, and jurisdiction was reasonable. The case was sent back for further proceedings. 

One of my favorite beautiful people—always strumming his guitar while the dogs and I ramble by, as giddy as if we were backstage with Led Zeppelin. Today, he told me his name was Josey Wales.

Gotcha! Here’s to Gorgeous People and a Cleaner Feed We try not to do “gotcha” photos—but sometimes it’s hard to resist. We love beautiful people, and on the Mendocino Coast, that’s everybody.

Sure, we’d get 50 times the clicks if we posted straight to Facebook. But we’re stepping back. These days, we share our work only on MendocinoCoast.news, with Facebook used strictly as a link-out.

We simply can’t support Facebook beyond its utility in building local news. And we’re taking a long, hard look at why we keep supporting platforms that help make the world such a mess.

I snap this guy often—always working hard. Once he told me his name… and I forgot. Anyone?
November’s been pure summer—bufftop wide open, selfies in motion, and 70s on the Coast.
Another gem from the Beautiful People series. We always recognize each other, even if the names slip away.
This time, we swapped memory tricks during our ramble.
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Frank Hartzell

Frank Hartzell has spent his lifetime as a curious anthropologist in a reporter's fedora. His first news job was chasing news on the streets of Houston with high school buddy and photographer James Mason, back in 1986. Then Frank graduated from Humboldt State and went to Great Gridley as a reporter, where he bonded with 1000 people and told about 3000 of their stories. In Marysville at the Appeal Democrat, the sheltered Frank got to see both the chilling depths and amazing heights of humanity. From there, he worked at the Sacramento Bee covering Yuba-Sutter and then owned the Business Journal in Yuba City, which sold 5000 subscriptions to a free newspaper. Frank then got a prestigious Kiplinger Investigative Reporting fellowship and was city editor of the Newark Ohio, Advocate and then came back to California for 4 years as managing editor of the Napa Valley Register before working as a Dominican University professor, then coming to Fort Bragg to be with his aging mom, Betty Lou Hartzell, and working for the Fort Bragg Advocate News. Frank paid the bills during that decade + with a successful book business. He has worked for over 50 publications as a freelance writer, including the Mendocino Voice and Anderson Valley Advertiser, along with construction and engineering publications. He has had the thrill of learning every day while writing. Frank is now living his dream running MendocinoCoast.News with wife, Linda Hartzell, and web developer, Marty McGee, reporting from Fort Bragg, California.

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