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Naked Man in a Cave: Should I Be Concerned ? Woolly Worms Say Winter’s Coming & More

There was a naked, middle-aged man in a cave below Pine Beach Inn—on a beach so hard to reach, most folks wouldn’t even know it’s there. I hesitate to write this, knowing someone will find a reason to bash me. But I’ve called in plenty over the years: a woman lunging at my car in the middle of the road, two sets of abalone poachers, a guy pushing a shopping cart down the center of Highway 1 on a blind curve near Westport.

This time, I was torn. The dogs were barking from the cliff, fixated on something strange and pink in the distance. I grabbed the Nikon P1000, zoomed in, and there he was—clear as day.

He didn’t look like a guy casually sunbathing in the nude. More like someone on a trip—maybe psychedelic, maybe existential. He was squatting near the cave, surrounded by empty cans and signs he’d been there a while. I felt concerned. He seemed strong enough to climb out, but something about the scene unsettled me—not just for him, but for anyone who might stumble across it.

It’s hard to know what to do these days. No one else was likely to see him down there, and I figured someone should know. I wasn’t about to share any identifiable photos. Just… odd. Maybe he’s homeless. Maybe he found the most inaccessible place on earth to take a bath—on a rocky beach with pounding surf.

I do have a clear image, but I’m not sharing it unless someone’s genuinely helping to make sure the guy’s OK
The dogs spotted a man way off in the distance—12 o’clock in the frame. They let loose a quick barrage of barking, then… nothing. Total disinterest. I was standing there like, WTF?

I didn’t have my phone on me, and it didn’t feel like a police call. Or maybe I was wrong. The world’s gotten so strange lately, it’s hard to know what warrants action. If someone’s missing, I do have a clear face photo I could share privately—and maybe someone should check the area in the morning. I can give directions. It’s remote, but not impossible to reach.directions. 

We don’t usually publish stories like this, but I felt compelled to share it—criticism be damned. What would you have done in my shoes?

But I didn’t want this to be all cave and concern. There was plenty of good stuff yesterday, too. The photos have cutlines that tell those stories—small joys, local wonders, and a few surprises. And don’t miss the video. It’s worth a watch.

Caesar, our gigantic 8-month-old puppy, reminded us he’s still just a kid when he discovered a woolly worm in the front yard. For a full hour, he played elaborate fantasy games with it—barking, leaping, retreating, and circling like it was a mythical beast. The Great Pyrenees in him must bless him with a longer attention span for such drama.

He never hurt the worm. Over and over, he placed his paw gently beside it, caught up in his imaginary saga, but never squished it. Flying insects, though? He tries to flatten those on sight.

It’s Woolly Bear—or Woolly Worm—season again. These fuzzy caterpillars have long been credited as weather forecasters, thanks to the Farmer’s Almanac and a slew of old husbands’ tales. More black means a colder winter, more brown suggests a milder one.

It’s an American myth, likely rooted in colonial times, but it really took off in the 1940s when a scientist studied the phenomenon and spoke about it in a way that sounded… convincing. Supposedly, a news article muddled the findings, and the legend snowballed. Fake news was rarer back then—people had more time to think, and information moved at the slow, deliberate pace of print.

The thing is, the banding does vary with weather, most scientists agree. But the science points to moisture, not temperature. A lush, wet year affects the caterpillar’s coloring—not whether a brutal winter is on the way.

I got down on the ground to get a picture of the face of the wooly worm. Up close, it was like staring into a tiny, fuzzy mystery. The light hit just right, catching the shimmer of its bristles and the quiet determination in its crawl. For a moment, it felt like I was part of its journey.
The Zen of the Caterpillar You must be in the club to participate. No invitations. No announcements. Just a slow crawl toward transformation. The woolly worm doesn’t ask for attention—it earns it, inch by inch. To witness its journey is to accept the pace of patience, the hush of instinct, the art of becoming.

These caterpillars have been everywhere my whole life—from childhood in New Jersey to Gloucester, Mass. They’re ubiquitous there, here, and in most places in between. You’d think they were the only caterpillar that ever existed.

The Woolly Worm is like a Shirley Temple child star—adorable in youth, a bit unhinged in adulthood. Its grown-up form, the Isabella Tiger Moth, lives fast and briefly, fluttering out only at night. That frantic moth banging its head against your porch light? That’s her.

Unlike many moths and butterflies that lay eggs where their young can hibernate, the Isabella Tiger Moth is more chaotic. Her offspring—the woolly worms—have to hoof it across the landscape, searching for a winter hiding spot like tiny, fuzzy nomads.

Woolly worms have 13 segments, and according to folklore, each one corresponds to a week of winter. The lighter brown bands are said to predict milder weeks, while the darker black ones signal cold and snow. It’s a charming bit of weather lore—part Farmer’s Almanac, part playground prophecy. Whether it holds up to science is debatable, but the myth persists, crawling steadily through generations like the caterpillar itself.

2025-2026 Wooly Worm Forecast with Judy Fraser

Marcel paints!

Marcel—one of the coast’s finest painters—was brushing on a superb green at this office-turned-home across from Corners of the Mouth. I asked about the color’s name, hoping for something poetic. We checked: “Outfield Green,” or something equally uninspired. But take a look—it’s a knockout shade, no matter what they call it.

Kung fu fighter!

Our story on the mobile sauna sparked a big reaction. While folks were soaking in the steam, one guy was out front impressively practicing martial arts—with nunchucks, no less. It’s a versatile spot, full of surprises.
Last week, I had to chase off someone driving on the beach. Launching a boat?
Sure, that’s allowed. But this guy was just exploring, no boat in sight. Not cool.

OK, I was surprised to find out who they were

Two young women approached the three of us on the sidewalk outside the Fort Bragg Farmer’s Market. They asked if we wanted to write something in response to a question—no context, just a clipboard and curiosity. I wrote “dogs.” Caesar fell head-over-heels for the gals. Brutus couldn’t have cared less.
As they walked away, I called out, “Why are you doing this?” Only then did I learn they were Mormon missionaries.
As As a poultry farmer, I’ve seen it before—but it still tugs at the heart. This young Canada goose had just been chased off by the very parents who’d nurtured him. It’s a traumatic moment for these deeply emotional creatures. He looked lost, no question, but also oddly joyful—testing boundaries, trying new things, exploring the world with a kind of reckless curiosity.
He wasn’t quite wary enough of the dogs, though. That part made me nervous.
One thing many environmentalists overlook is how remarkably adaptable animals can be—especially the higher ones. They don’t just survive change; they often find ways to thrive in it.
I was caught up in the photo—trying to get the light, the focus, the colors just right. The surf spray, the haze, the way land and sea were flowing together—it was beautiful. Then the dogs started barking at the cliff. I was annoyed. They’d broken the spell.
I walked over to see what the fuss was about—and there he was. A naked guy, acting pretty weird. Not what I expected to find in the middle of a coastal reverie.
Modern primitives: three bluff dwellers channeling Paleolithic vibes with a coastal view.
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Frank Hartzell

Frank Hartzell has spent his lifetime as a curious anthropologist in a reporter's fedora. His first news job was chasing news on the streets of Houston with high school buddy and photographer James Mason, back in 1986. Then Frank graduated from Humboldt State and went to Great Gridley as a reporter, where he bonded with 1000 people and told about 3000 of their stories. In Marysville at the Appeal Democrat, the sheltered Frank got to see both the chilling depths and amazing heights of humanity. From there, he worked at the Sacramento Bee covering Yuba-Sutter and then owned the Business Journal in Yuba City, which sold 5000 subscriptions to a free newspaper. Frank then got a prestigious Kiplinger Investigative Reporting fellowship and was city editor of the Newark Ohio, Advocate and then came back to California for 4 years as managing editor of the Napa Valley Register before working as a Dominican University professor, then coming to Fort Bragg to be with his aging mom, Betty Lou Hartzell, and working for the Fort Bragg Advocate News. Frank paid the bills during that decade + with a successful book business. He has worked for over 50 publications as a freelance writer, including the Mendocino Voice and Anderson Valley Advertiser, along with construction and engineering publications. He has had the thrill of learning every day while writing. Frank is now living his dream running MendocinoCoast.News with wife, Linda Hartzell, and web developer, Marty McGee, reporting from Fort Bragg, California.

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